More Sparkles! More Fake Tans! More Dancing And Stars, Kind Of

Well, it's that time again: Monday night brings the premiere of the 19th season - NINETEENTH SEASON - of ABC's Dancing With The Stars , a show that has had some ratings struggles in recent years but has managed to keep on plugging for ... well, 19 seasons. That's 19 seasons of pretty people who can dance, pretty people who can't dance, the Star Wars dance, the disaster that was Master P, that thing Tucker Carlson did while sitting in a chair, and that time Tom DeLay broke his feet dancing a political metaphor dance.

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