Would You Take This Sidewalk Peanut Butter?

On the way to work yesterday morning, on the sidewalk right outside his apartment in Brooklyn's Sunset Park, Wally spotted this box of seemingly pristine and unopened reduced-fat JIF peanut butter.

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